how can u be prego again
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
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