I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Dick very happy bro
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
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