you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
i want to fuck
?
it's pretty self explanatory
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
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No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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