we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
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