If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing