Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
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Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
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STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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