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I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
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Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
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