Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I love black thongs
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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