Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We have so much sex to catch up on
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Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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