everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
