the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
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Blood and glitter go together right?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
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He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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