Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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