i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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