ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
it's great music for shaving your balls
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray