Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.