I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
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then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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