? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I think my vagina is haunted
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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