I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
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I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm both gender and math confused
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