So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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