I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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