Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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