She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
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I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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