Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
