this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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