I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
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Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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