i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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