Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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