Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
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You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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