also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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