i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
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Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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