i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
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he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Still dying that you shit outside
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Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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