If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
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Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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