I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
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Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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