How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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