Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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