Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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