The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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