May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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