I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
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she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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