Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Houston, we have a blender
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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