I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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