There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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