he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
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Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
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I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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