i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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