Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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