It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
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Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
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Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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