Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
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I think I can smell my own vagina right now
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Holy shit dude........stairs
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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