Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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