come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
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He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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