I think my vagina is haunted
i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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