speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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