I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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