he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
