Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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