did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
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What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just had sex on a roof
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
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