too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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