I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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