Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
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It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
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Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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