Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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